Best Shoe Tag Excuses
1. I have the tag on my other tennis shoes.
Response : Wear the shoes that have the tag on them when playing at the RHLTC.
2. I like to attach it to my bag.
Response: Whose bag is that?
3. I have been a member of the club for 25 years, every knows me.
Response #1: Yes but do the 100 new members know who you are?
Response #2: Yes, but why have you not paid your membership fee for 3 years.
4. The Shoe tag distracts me when I am hitting the ball
Response: Keep your eye on the ball, it might help with your game.
5. The Shoe tag hurts my foot when I run.
6. The colour of the shoe tag clashes with my running shoes.
Response: What did you just say?
Response: Yes but your shoes also clash with our courts. Time for a new pair of shoes.
Remember, non marking shoes only.
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